Captain Jack Sparrow quotes

View Quote [from Teaser Trailer] Hello, boys and girls, or whatever. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. Ah, I take it some of you have heard of me. As you may well know, there are times... almost constantly, in fact, where I prefer to look at the world through the bottom of a glass. Rum. Something like this. [takes a shot of rum] You may have also heard whisperings and rumors that Jack Sparrow be recruiting a crew to undertake a voyage to the Fountain of Youth. Not true. Of course not. But even if it weren't not true, you wouldn't be interested in joining me, would you? Eh? No, thought not. I do admit that there'd be varied and substantial dangers along the way including, but not limited to, zombies, cutthroats, mermaids, and a vicious and vivacious Penélope Cruz. Which is why I'm not going. No sir. Impossible to find the place anyway. No one knows where it is. Plus, I'd have to have a bloody map. Or a Bloody Mary. Or both. Which is not a bad idea, in fact, a Bloody Mary. Bloody Marys all around! It's on the Mouse. Barman! [leaves]

View Quote [Standing on a cliff edge] You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it.

View Quote [after jumping off of the now-exploded lighthouse] Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.

View Quote [to Angelica] I thought I should give you warning. We're taking the ship. It's nothing personal. [Leaves her cabin; Angelica shouts at Jack, in Spanish, "Sparrow, come back here or I will break your head!"; Jack closes her cabin door, locking it] I just think it would be best if you - [Sword comes through door] - stay out of it.

View Quote [after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow"] There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.

View Quote (Posing as the judge) So, what do we here?(grins, to which Gibbs says "Jack?")

View Quote A Gentleman allows the woman to maintain her fiction

View Quote You've stolen me. I'm 'ere to take meself back.

View Quote So you are guilty of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow?