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Jack Sparrow: Oh my dearest Angelica. You and I are as thick as thieves, love. Tell me the rules.
Angelica: Water from the Fountain of Youth. The shimmering tear of a mermaid. Silver chalices of Ponce de Leon.
Jack Sparrow: Aha...
Angelica: With these items...
Jack Sparrow: Yes.
Angelica: With these items you may take all the years of life from another, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: Ey?!
Angelica: You know what that mean. We cannot go alone, you and I. The ritual requires a victim.
Jack Sparrow: That is unfortunate.
Angelica: Yes it is.
Jack Sparrow: I feel my desire of the fountain greatly lessend.
Angelica: But there is something onboard you do want.
Angelica: Water from the Fountain of Youth. The shimmering tear of a mermaid. Silver chalices of Ponce de Leon.
Jack Sparrow: Aha...
Angelica: With these items...
Jack Sparrow: Yes.
Angelica: With these items you may take all the years of life from another, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: Ey?!
Angelica: You know what that mean. We cannot go alone, you and I. The ritual requires a victim.
Jack Sparrow: That is unfortunate.
Angelica: Yes it is.
Jack Sparrow: I feel my desire of the fountain greatly lessend.
Angelica: But there is something onboard you do want.
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Jack Sparrow: The Black Pearl in a bottle. Why is the Black Pearl in a bottle?
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Jack Sparrow: You have a ridiculously high regard for fate, mate.
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Jack Sparrow: You've stolen me and I'm here to take meself back. [fight with "the other" captain Jack Sparrow]
Jack Sparrow: Only one person alive knows that move. [kissing "the other" captain Jack Sparrow] Always wanted to do that. [takes away the fake beard of "the other" captain Jack Sparrow] Hello Angelica.
Angelica: You were the only Pirate I thought I would pass for.
Jack Sparrow: That is not a compliment.
Angelica: Don't worry Jack. I forgave you a long time ago.
Jack Sparrow: For what? For leaving you?
Angelica: Recall that I left you.
Jack Sparrow: Only one person alive knows that move. [kissing "the other" captain Jack Sparrow] Always wanted to do that. [takes away the fake beard of "the other" captain Jack Sparrow] Hello Angelica.
Angelica: You were the only Pirate I thought I would pass for.
Jack Sparrow: That is not a compliment.
Angelica: Don't worry Jack. I forgave you a long time ago.
Jack Sparrow: For what? For leaving you?
Angelica: Recall that I left you.
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Jack Sparrow: [after leading a mutiny on Queen Anne Revenge] The ship is ours!
Blackbeard: [enters upon deck] Gentlemen. [takes a shot from a bottle and throws it in front of Jack] I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were... resting. And upon I sudden I hear an ungodly row on deck. Sailors abandon their posts without orders, without leave. Men before the mast... and taking the ship for themselves. What be that, First Mate?
Angelica: Mutiny, Captain.
Blackbeard: Again?
Angelica: Mutiny!
Blackbeard: Aye... mutiny. And what fate befalls mutineers; now, we know that answer to that, do we not? Mutineers... HANG!
[Responding to Blackbeard's sword, the Queen Anne's Revenge comes to life and ties up the crew]
Jack Sparrow: (hung upside down) Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.
Blackbeard: [enters upon deck] Gentlemen. [takes a shot from a bottle and throws it in front of Jack] I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were... resting. And upon I sudden I hear an ungodly row on deck. Sailors abandon their posts without orders, without leave. Men before the mast... and taking the ship for themselves. What be that, First Mate?
Angelica: Mutiny, Captain.
Blackbeard: Again?
Angelica: Mutiny!
Blackbeard: Aye... mutiny. And what fate befalls mutineers; now, we know that answer to that, do we not? Mutineers... HANG!
[Responding to Blackbeard's sword, the Queen Anne's Revenge comes to life and ties up the crew]
Jack Sparrow: (hung upside down) Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.
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[Jack is rowing Angelica to be marooned on an abandoned island. She is tied up and angry at him]
Angelica: I hate you!
Jack: The bloke who saved your life.
Angelica: The years I possess, stolen from my own father.
Jack: I was only helping Blackbeard do what any father should've done.
Angelica: I hate you!
Jack: The bloke who saved your life.
Angelica: The years I possess, stolen from my own father.
Jack: I was only helping Blackbeard do what any father should've done.
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[after Jack can't open the portal to the Fountain of Youth]
Angelica: Jack, have you ever seen, with your own eyes, the Fountain of Youth?
Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry, could you repeat the question please?
Angelica: Jack, have you ever seen, with your own eyes, the Fountain of Youth?
Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry, could you repeat the question please?
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[when Angelica and Blackbeard lie dying]
Jack: [to Angelica, handing her the "de Vida" Chalice] Drink this. It'll give you life. [to Blackbeard, handing him the "Aqua" chalice] You must drink the other.
Angelica: No.
[She pushes the "de Vida" chalice containing the tear away]
Jack: I cannot save you both. One of you must sacrifice.
Angelica:[offering him the chalice with the tear] You take it, father. For your soul.
Jack: Captain Teach, she is dying. You must save your daughter. [offering Blackbeard the "Aqua" chalice again]
Blackbeard:[points to the "Aqua" chalice] This one takes life. [eyeing the "de Vida" chalice] This one has the tear and gives life.
Jack: Aye. Hurry.
[Blackbeard greedily takes the "de Vida" chalice and drinks from it to Jack's dismay. He then turns his attention to Angelica.]
Blackbeard: Angelica, save me, my child.
Jack: No.
[Despite being shocked by Blackbeard's actions, Angelica agrees and drinks from the "Aqua" chalice. As the two prepare for the ritual to happen in near death, Jack stands up and turns around for a brief moment. Soon he shows his cunning side again and turns around to face both Blackbeard and Angelica.]
Jack: Wait a minute. In fact it may have been the other way around. [pointing to the "Aqua chalice] This cup had the tear. The other one had the one without it.
Blackbeard:[finding out Jack had tricked him and is being surrounded by the fountain's water] Trickster! Devil!
Angelica: Father. [finding out her wound on her hand has healed and she is immortal. She faces Jack with anger in her eyes] You Bastard! How could you?!
Jack: Your father saved you! Perhaps his soul is redeemed, aye.
Jack: [to Angelica, handing her the "de Vida" Chalice] Drink this. It'll give you life. [to Blackbeard, handing him the "Aqua" chalice] You must drink the other.
Angelica: No.
[She pushes the "de Vida" chalice containing the tear away]
Jack: I cannot save you both. One of you must sacrifice.
Angelica:[offering him the chalice with the tear] You take it, father. For your soul.
Jack: Captain Teach, she is dying. You must save your daughter. [offering Blackbeard the "Aqua" chalice again]
Blackbeard:[points to the "Aqua" chalice] This one takes life. [eyeing the "de Vida" chalice] This one has the tear and gives life.
Jack: Aye. Hurry.
[Blackbeard greedily takes the "de Vida" chalice and drinks from it to Jack's dismay. He then turns his attention to Angelica.]
Blackbeard: Angelica, save me, my child.
Jack: No.
[Despite being shocked by Blackbeard's actions, Angelica agrees and drinks from the "Aqua" chalice. As the two prepare for the ritual to happen in near death, Jack stands up and turns around for a brief moment. Soon he shows his cunning side again and turns around to face both Blackbeard and Angelica.]
Jack: Wait a minute. In fact it may have been the other way around. [pointing to the "Aqua chalice] This cup had the tear. The other one had the one without it.
Blackbeard:[finding out Jack had tricked him and is being surrounded by the fountain's water] Trickster! Devil!
Angelica: Father. [finding out her wound on her hand has healed and she is immortal. She faces Jack with anger in her eyes] You Bastard! How could you?!
Jack: Your father saved you! Perhaps his soul is redeemed, aye.
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[after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow"] There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.
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[after jumping off of the now-exploded lighthouse] Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.
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[Standing on a cliff edge] You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it.
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[to Angelica] I thought I should give you warning. We're taking the ship. It's nothing personal. [Leaves her cabin; Angelica shouts at Jack, in Spanish, "Sparrow, come back here or I will break your head!"; Jack closes her cabin door, locking it] I just think it would be best if you - [Sword comes through door] - stay out of it.
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A Gentleman allows the woman to maintain her fiction
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If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am.
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So you are guilty of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow?