Vizzini quotes

View Quote Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels — if you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh. If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you will get such an offer from the Eels.

View Quote Pick up a rock, hide behind the boulder and wait for the man in black. The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!

View Quote [to Westley] There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.

View Quote [to Fezzik] And YOU! Friendless. Brainless. Helpless. Hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? In Greenland?!

View Quote I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

View Quote Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.

View Quote [Repeated line] Inconceivable!

View Quote You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!" [laughs maniacally, then falls over dead]