Princess Diaries 2, The: Royal Engagement quotes

View Quote Andrew Jacoby: She's going to be a handful, isn't she?
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You'll never be bored, Andrew.

View Quote Joe: How do you feel today, my dear
Mia Thermopolis: Honstly, Joe? Not that great.
Joe: Would you feel better if you called me "Joey"?
Mia Thermopolis: No, Joe.
Joe: Good

View Quote Joe: Viscount, you may not be aware of what my job entails as the Royal Head of Security. My job is to protect the crown. To make sure no harm comes to the crown. To step in when someone toys with the crown's emotions.
Viscount Mabrey: I think the entire country understands how well you cater for the crown's emotions.
Joe: [pause] If you hurt my girl, you will answer directly to me, and whatever crimes I commit against you, remember, I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including Puerto Rico.
Viscount Mabrey: Sir, you will find that the word "fear" is not in my vocabulary!
Joe: Perhaps... but it's in your eyes.

View Quote Lilly Moscovitz: [singing to herself while watching Mia and Andrew play badminton] They're smitten, while playing badminton. Where's my kitten?
Joe: [to Mia] The heart does things for reasons that reason cannot understand.
Lilly Moscovitz: [sees Nicholas] My hello is insignificant. Rosencrantz, Guilderstern, let's go.

View Quote Mia Thermopolis: I loathe you!
Nicholas Devereaux: I loathe YOU!
Mia Thermopolis: I loathed you FIRST!
Nicholas Devereaux: [Grabs Mia Thermopolis and kisses her]
Mia Thermopolis: What are you doing? You can't just kiss people! Particularly engaged people!
Nicholas Devereaux: You enjoyed it. Do you want to kiss again?
Mia Thermopolis: Well I... Stop trying to confuse me!
Nicholas Devereaux: What's confusing about a kiss?
Mia Thermopolis: I know what you're trying to do! You're trying to make me like you so I won't marry Andrew that way you can have the crown!
Nicholas Devereaux: Maybe I am... or maybe I just like kissing you.

View Quote Mia Thermopolis: Oh, by the way, I'm getting married!
Lilly Moscovitz: To who?
Mia Thermopolis: I don't know.

View Quote Mia Thermopolis: [while watching a list of possible husbands, a picture of Prince William appears] Yes! Oh yes! I, I, I absolutely accept!
Charlotte Kutaway: Prince William. He's not eligible because he's in line for his own crown.
Mia Thermopolis: [Disappointed] Oh.
Joe: If he's not eligible, why is he included in these pictures?
Charlotte Kutaway: I just love to look at him.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Me too.
Mia Thermopolis: Mmm-hmm.
Joe: Your majesty!
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Next?
Charlotte Kutaway: Antoine Suisson of Paris. Plays the harp. No title, but good family.
Lilly Moscovitz: What about the title "husband?"
Mia Thermopolis: Yeah, he's cute.
Joe: His boyfriend thinks he's handsome, also.
Mia and Lilly [together]: Right on.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No matter. Put him on all the invitation lists, he's a divine dancer.

View Quote Nicholas Devereaux: I'm Nick. Viscount Mabrey's nephew.
Andrew Jacoby: Ah, the chap who's trying to stage the palace coup. I'm Andrew Jacoby. Nice to meet you.
Lilly Moscovitz: [Thrusting out her hand to shake his] Lilly Moscovitz, official best friend of future queen. I don't like you.
Nicholas Devereaux: Pleasure.

View Quote Nicholas Devereaux: If I may be so bold, I would like an audience with your Highness.
Mia Thermopolis: [motions for him to go ahead] What is your dilemma, young man?
Nicholas Devereaux: You are, in fact. I'm in love with the Queen-to-be, and I am enquiring if she loves me too.
Mia Thermopolis: (pauses, then sighs) Do you have a chicken for my table?
Nicholas Devereaux: No. No, my kitchen is out of chickens.
(Kisses Mia)

View Quote Nicholas Devereaux: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine.
Mia Thermopolis: The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy.

View Quote Nicholas Devereaux: Tell me your greatest desires.
Mia Thermopolis: Tell me a secret.
Nicholas Devereaux: Isn't that the same thing?
Mia Thermopolis: Almost, but anyone can see your desires. No one knows what's in your heart.

View Quote Nicolas Devereaux: Tell me something.
Mia Thermopolis: I love "I Love Lucy" reruns and sometimes I dream in black and white.
Nicolas Devereaux: I used to pretend to be sick when I had a test in school.
Mia Thermopolis: We all did that.
Nicolas Devereaux: OK...I put chocholate milk in my cereal.
Mia Thermopolis: I'm deathly afraid of jelly fish.
Nicholas Devereaux: I haven't danced with you since your birthday.
Mia Thermopolis: That's a fact, not a secret.
Nicholas Devereaux: The secret is that I still want to.

View Quote Security Guard Lionel: Princess Mia! Princess Mia!
Mia Thermopolis: [Reluctantly] Yes?
Security Guard Lionel: Nothing, I'm just supposed to watch you.

View Quote Security Guard Lionel: Your Majesty, I would gladly take a bullet for you.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Oh, how brave. Most interns don't even want to fetch me my tea.

View Quote Security Guard Lionel: [into his mike very loudly] Eagle is leaving! Eagle is leaving!
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: [stops] In hushed tones, Lionel. Hushed tones.