Princess Diaries 2, The: Royal Engagement quotes

View Quote Security Guard Lionel: [security guard shades circles around once] Can I do that?
Security Guard Shades: No.
Security Guard Lionel: Ever take those shades off?
Security Guard Shades: No.

View Quote [Paolo has done Mia's hair in a very bizarre style]
Mia Thermopolis: I look like a moose.
Paolo: But a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go 'WHAAAAA.'
Mia Thermopolis: I have antlers!
Paolo: WHAAAAA!

View Quote A princess never chases a chicken.

View Quote A Queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.

View Quote As your queen I simply cannot condone it... as a Grandma, I say right on!

View Quote Dear Joseph... is it too late to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?

View Quote Do I want to know?

View Quote I have my own mall!

View Quote Just because I didn't get my fairytale ending doesn't mean you shouldn't.

View Quote We never rush, we hasten.

View Quote Welcome. A few moments ago, I realized the only reason I was getting married was because of a law, and that didn't seem like a good enough reason. So, I won't be getting married today. My grandmother has ruled without a man at her side for quite some time, and... I think she rocks at it. So, as the granddaughter of Queen Clarisse and King Rupert, I ask the members of parliament to think about your daughters, your nieces, and sisters, and granddaughters, and ask yourselves: would you force them to do what you're trying to make me do? I believe I will be a great queen. I understand Genovia to be a land that combines the beauty of the past with al the best hope of the future. I feel in my heart and soul that I can rule Genovia. I... I love Genovia. Do you think that I would be up here in a wedding dress if I didn't? I stand here ready to take my place as your queen. Without a husband.

View Quote Well Maurice it's just you and I. Or are you upset with me too?