Leo Bloom quotes
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Today I have taken the Siegfried oath, and danced with a sailor, a cop and an extremely friendly Cherokee Indian.
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I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!
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[Going hysterical, and pointing at Bialystock] FAT! FAT! FAT-FAT-FATTY-FAT!!!
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Mr. Bialystock, I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone with a spine.
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[Hysterical, as Bialystock is standing over him] You're gonna jump on me! You're gonna jump on me! I know you are, you're gonna jump on me and squash me like a bug!
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STOP the world I wanna get on!
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You were right about one thing you are a CPA, a certified public asshole!
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MY BLUE BLANKET! GIVE ME MY BLUE BLANKET!!
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"I'M HYSTERICAL! I'M HYSTERICAL! (Bialystock splashes him with a glass of water) ... I'M WET! I'M WET! I'M WET AND I'M HYSTERICAL! (Bialystock then slaps him) ...I'M IN PAIN! I'M IN PAIN AND I'M WET AND I'M HYSTERICAL!"