Producers, The (2005) quotes

100 total quotes

Max Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris
Ulla

View Quote Well, you know what they say: "smile and the world smiles with you". (to bust) This man should be in a straightjacket!

View Quote What are you shooting at us for, you teutonic TWIT?!

View Quote Why Bloom go so far camera right?

View Quote You mean that smell is you? Oh GOD. If I could bottle you, I'd serve you under my armpits every day.

View Quote You were right about one thing you are a CPA, a certified public asshole!

View Quote Zis is no good! I'm not killing anyone!

View Quote [When he answers the door] Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
Max: I-
Carmen Ghia: Ssssssssss?

View Quote [singing] I see a line of beautiful girls dressed as stormtroopers each one a gem. With leather boots and whips on their hips. It's risque, dare I say, S&M! I see German soldiers dancing through France played by chorus boys in very tight pants. And wait there's more! THEY WIN THE WAR! And the dances they do will be daring and new. Turn turn kick turn, turn turn kick turn, one two three kick turn! Keep it sassy, keep it classy, keep it...

View Quote [sung] I'm the German Ethel Merman don't cha know?!

View Quote [Whispered at the end of the credits] Buy Mein Kampf in paperback at Borders Bookstores... or Barnes and Noble... or online at amazon.com