Pulp Fiction quotes

View Quote There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."[1] I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a mother****er before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.

View Quote This was divine intervention. Do you know what divine intervention is?

View Quote Three tomatoes are walking down the street, papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. The papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him, says: "Ketchup!"

View Quote Toluca Lake. It's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

View Quote Trying to forget something as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility.

View Quote Vincent Vega, my ****! Get your mother****ing white ass over here!

View Quote Warm ... warmer ... disco.

View Quote We gotta get this car off the road! You know, cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in ****ing blood.

View Quote We should be ****ing dead, my friend.

View Quote Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

View Quote Well, the way they pick the shows on TV is they make one show, and that show's called a pilot. And they show that one show to the people who pick the shows, and on the strength of that one show, they decide if they want to make more shows. Some get accepted and become TV programs, and some don't, and become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

View Quote Well, yeah. I was just sitting here, eating my muffin, drinking my coffee, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.

View Quote Well, you gotta have an opinion! I mean, do you think that God came down from heaven and stopped the – [he accidentally shoots Marvin]

View Quote What happened here today was a miracle, and I want you to ****ing acknowledge it!

View Quote What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ****s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.