Real Genius quotes

76 total quotes

Chris Knight
Kent Torokvei
Lazlo Hollyfeld

View Quote Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

View Quote First, you have to get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.

View Quote Hello? Hello, Jesus?... He hung up...

View Quote I was hot and I was hungry

View Quote I've got news for you, Knight. You're not number one around here anymore. Mighty Mouse over here beat your placement scores by more than twenty points.

View Quote It's easy to lie to you, Mitch, you trust people. I'm a cynic.

View Quote It's getting pretty weird around here.

View Quote Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.

View Quote Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?

View Quote Now you listen to me, Jesus. This is Jerry's house, we're very close, so if you're not going to answer me, then I'm going in ...

View Quote Oh my god! It's heading for the gas tanks! DUCK!!... Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?

View Quote Oh, Kent, that is so unfair! And we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival.

View Quote Oh, we can get in. It's just going to take six hours.

View Quote Ok, calm down, let's just take a step back... No wait, take a step forward... Now take a step back... And a step forward.. And now we're Cha Cha-ing.

View Quote Okay, given the kind of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong probability that this could be the only time in your entire lives to have sex.