Inspector Clouseau quotes
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You fool! You raving Oriental idiot! There is a time and a place for everything, Cato! ...and this is it!!
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I see you are familiar with the falling-down-on-the-floor ploy.
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Valet, this is Inspector Clouseau. Please send up my... well, please send down my brown suit immediately. As quick as you can. Quicker, please!
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[after inadvertently destroying much of the hotel he is in]: I must leave. Zis Hotel is deteriorating rapidly.
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[to a taxi driver]: Follow that car! [driver gets out of the taxi and follows the car]
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I did not know the bank was being robbed because I was engaged in my sworn duty as a police officer.
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I arrest you, Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious pink Lytton.