Police Chief Lundallah: He pulled himself across the floor using this wire. How else could he have avoided our radar field?
Inspector Clouseau: He did? ... Yes, how else! Hmm. Of course he would have needed a very slippery floor to do that.
Police Chief Lundallah: Therefore the wax.
Inspector Clouseau: The wax? ... AGHH! [Clouseau slips on the waxed floor and falls to the ground]
Col. Sharki: Are you alright, Inspector?
Inspector Clouseau: [on his knees] Of course I'm alright. I'm... examining the wax. [sniffs the wax on the floor] Have you taken a sample of this wax?
Police Chief Lundallah: Wax is wax!
Inspector Clouseau: See, this is where you are wrong. Wax is NOT just wax. In this case it is a clue. French wax, English wax, domestic wax...
Col. Sharki: Ah, the Inspector is right. Have the wax tested immediately.
Inspector Clouseau: [grabbing a mechanical arm from the jewel stand] It is my guess that you will find it is English wax.
Police Chief Lundallah: Why?
Inspector Clouseau: Because your thief is an Englishman.
Col. Sharki: How do you know that?
Inspector Clouseau: It is my business to know that. He is Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious Lytton.
Police Chief Lundallah: The Phantom?
Inspector Clouseau: Yes, one and the same.
Inspector Clouseau: He did? ... Yes, how else! Hmm. Of course he would have needed a very slippery floor to do that.
Police Chief Lundallah: Therefore the wax.
Inspector Clouseau: The wax? ... AGHH! [Clouseau slips on the waxed floor and falls to the ground]
Col. Sharki: Are you alright, Inspector?
Inspector Clouseau: [on his knees] Of course I'm alright. I'm... examining the wax. [sniffs the wax on the floor] Have you taken a sample of this wax?
Police Chief Lundallah: Wax is wax!
Inspector Clouseau: See, this is where you are wrong. Wax is NOT just wax. In this case it is a clue. French wax, English wax, domestic wax...
Col. Sharki: Ah, the Inspector is right. Have the wax tested immediately.
Inspector Clouseau: [grabbing a mechanical arm from the jewel stand] It is my guess that you will find it is English wax.
Police Chief Lundallah: Why?
Inspector Clouseau: Because your thief is an Englishman.
Col. Sharki: How do you know that?
Inspector Clouseau: It is my business to know that. He is Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious Lytton.
Police Chief Lundallah: The Phantom?
Inspector Clouseau: Yes, one and the same.
Police Chief Lundallah : He pulled himself across the floor using this wire. How else could he have avoided our radar field?
Inspector Clouseau : He did? ... Yes, how else! Hmm. Of course he would have needed a very slippery floor to do that.
Police Chief Lundallah : Therefore the wax.
Inspector Clouseau : The wax? ... AGHH! [Clouseau slips on the waxed floor and falls to the ground]
Col. Sharki : Are you alright, Inspector?
Inspector Clouseau : [on his knees] Of course I'm alright. I'm... examining the wax. [sniffs the wax on the floor] Have you taken a sample of this wax?
Police Chief Lundallah : Wax is wax!
Inspector Clouseau : See, this is where you are wrong. Wax is NOT just wax. In this case it is a clue. French wax, English wax, domestic wax...
Col. Sharki : Ah, the Inspector is right. Have the wax tested immediately.
Inspector Clouseau : [grabbing a mechanical arm from the jewel stand] It is my guess that you will find it is English wax.
Police Chief Lundallah : Why?
Inspector Clouseau : Because your thief is an Englishman.
Col. Sharki : How do you know that?
Inspector Clouseau : It is my business to know that. He is Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious Lytton.
Police Chief Lundallah : The Phantom?
Inspector Clouseau : Yes, one and the same.
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