Miles : What happened? Joel : Last night? Miles : That's right, with Kessler. Joel : She was babysitting down the street. Miles : We know that. Joel : So, I went over there. She was giving the kid a bath and accidentally hit the shower thing. All of her clothes were drying upstairs. Miles : '[laughing] It could happen. Joel : So she plops down on the kitchen floor and she looks up at me and says "I think I'm in the mood." Barry : She said that? What did you say? Joel : I didn't have to say anything. Barry : What did you do? Joel : What do you think I did? Glenn : I think you got the hell out of there...ran home, and whacked off. [Everyone laughs] Joel : With Kessler just lying there, just wanting me?? Miles : I disagree. Joel : Thanks. Miles : Did you have your bike? Joel : Yeah. Miles : I think you got on your bike, pedaled home...and whacked off. [Everyone laughs]

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