Role Models quotes

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View Quote Wheeler: Hey, Martin! What are you doing out here?
Martin: Just doin' my perimeter check!
Wheeler: Hey, did you know that dinosaurs are not extinct? Because birds are dinosaurs, and they're everywhere.
Martin: Okay! [laughing nervously] Now, all right.
Wheeler: I gotta pee. I really gotta pee.

View Quote Wheeler: What the hell? I don't have crabs. What have you been telling them, Ronnie?
Ronnie: You got crabs.

View Quote Wheeler: What's up, mino****?
Mitch: What's up, Wheeler?
Wheeler: My dick!

View Quote Wheeler: Yeah, I know what you need.
Danny: KISS? Are you kidding? Oh, God.
Wheeler: I love KISS.
Danny: No one loves kiss. Paul Stanley is sick of KISS.
Wheeler: Whoa! Don't dis the Star-child.
Danny: Hey, don't get me wrong, alright, I like to rock and roll all night. And part of every day.
Wheeler: Party every day. Rock and roll all night and party every day.
Danny: I like to rock and roll part of every day.
Wheeler: Party every day.
Danny: I usually have errands. I can rock and roll from like one to three.

View Quote Wheeler: You know what's great about this job?
Danny: You mean besides nothing?
Wheeler: We're making the world a better place.
Danny: How?
Wheeler: You know, give the kids an energy boost to stay off drugs.
Danny: We're selling them nuclear horse piss for six bucks a can, what an accomplishment.
Wheeler: Feels good, doesn't it. Plus it's totally easy to do hung over. I could do this job forever.
Danny: If I had to do this job forever, I'd put a bullet in my head.

View Quote Wheeler: You sexy like a chocolate strawberry.

View Quote [from trailer]
Ronnie: Suck it, "Reindeer Games"!
Danny: I'm not Ben Affleck!
Ronnie: You white, then you Ben Affleck. Right, Wheeler?
Wheeler: Yeah. You are white.
Danny: That's true, I am white.

View Quote [from trailer]
Wheeler: What up, Ronnie? It's good to meet you. [sits down] What you drawing there? Oh Beyoncé. She's smoking!
Ronnie: I don't wanna take my pants off!
Wheeler: (stunned) What?