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You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!
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Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.
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As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth! That's a promise.
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Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?
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The candles, the music, the sexy dress. I mean, what's going on here?
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Yeah, I'm thinking of moving to a bigger place, man. I'm making some good money.
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Wake up, man, what planet are you on?
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I'm not a freaks.
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Man. Serial killers are very strange these days. (Songify the Room Special)