The Room quotes

View Quote Chris R.: I'm sorry, kid. Go home, or I'll call the Mother.

View Quote Chris R: Five minutes? You want five ****ing minutes, Denny? You know what? [pulls out gun] I haven’t got FIVE ****ING MINUTES!

View Quote Derek: Chris R, calm down.

View Quote Steven: I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waitin' for it to go off!

View Quote YOU'RE NOT MY ****ING A MOTHER!!

View Quote Claudette: Oh! That jerk, Harold! He wants me to give him a share of my house. That house belongs to me! He has no right! I’m not giving him a penny! Who does he think he is?
Lisa: He's your brother.
Claudette: He is always bugging me about my house. Fifteen years ago, we agreed that house belongs to me. Now the value of the house is going up and he’s seeing dollar signs. Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying.
Lisa: You're not dying, mom.
Claudette: I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Lisa: Look, don't worry about it. Everything will be fine.

View Quote Denny: So what sort of movie are we gonna see?
Johnny: Well, we'll see... Denny, don't plan too much. It may not come out right.

View Quote Derek: I don't wanna hurt you, Johnny.
Denny: It's okay.

View Quote Johnny: Denny, do you have something else to do?
Denny: I just like to watch you guys.
Lisa: Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!
Johnny: Denny, two is great, but three's a crowd. Ha ha ha.
Denny: I get it. You guys wanna be alone.
Johnny: That's the idea.
Denny: Fine. I have homework anyway. Bye, love birds.
Johnny: Bye, Denny.
Lisa: Bye, Denny.

View Quote Johnny: The bank saves money and they are using me, and I am the fool.
Lisa: I still love you.
Johnny: You're the only one who does.

View Quote Lisa: Did you get your promotion?
Johnny: Nah.
Lisa: You didn't get it, did you?
Johnny: That son-of-a-bitch told me I will get it within three months. I saved them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I'll ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.

View Quote Lisa: Do you want me to order a pizza?
Johnny: Whatever, I don't care.
Lisa: I already ordered a pizza.
Johnny: You think about everything. [laughs]

View Quote Lisa: He didn't get his promotion. And he got drunk last night... and he hit me.
Claudette: Johnny doesn't drink! What are you talking about?

View Quote Lisa: You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone.
Johnny: In a few minutes, bitch.
Lisa: Who are you calling a bitch?!
Johnny: You and your stupid mother.

View Quote Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
Mark: Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?