The Room quotes

57 total quotes

View Quote Mark: I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Johnny: Hahaha. What a story, Mark!
Mark: Yeah, you can say that again.

View Quote Mark: If you keep your girl satisfied, she wouldn't have come to me!
Johnny: Get out of my house. [attacks Mark] I'll kill you! I'll break every bone in your body! [gets stopped by party attendants]
Lisa: STOP IT!
Chris R.: I'll call the Mom.
Johnny: I'll kill you, you bastard!
Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried...
Johnny: You betrayed me! You're not good, you... you're just a chicken! Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep! [Mark attacks him again]
Derek: Hey, it's okay, Johnny, it's okay. I'm not gonna hurt you.

View Quote Mark: Wow. So, uh, you gonna be ready?
Lisa: How do you mean that? I'm always ready... for you.

View Quote Steven: When is the baby due?
Lisa: There is no baby.
Steven and Michelle: What?!
Steven: [baffled] Wha—What are you talking about?!
Lisa: I told him that to make it interesting.

View Quote STOP GANGING UP ON ME!

View Quote [comes outside with a water bottle] I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! [throws the bottle on the ground in anger] I did not! Oh hi, Mark.

View Quote [on his job at the bank] They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me, and I don't care anymore.

View Quote [to Lisa] Do you understand life?! Do you?!

View Quote [to Mark] I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.

View Quote As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth! That's a promise.

View Quote Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?

View Quote Everybody betray me! I fed up with this world.

View Quote Get out, get out, get out of my life!

View Quote God...forgive me. [kills himself]

View Quote I am not responsible for Johnny. I'm through with that. I'm changing. I have the right, don't I? People are changing all the time.