The Royal Tenenbaums quotes

105 total quotes

Chas Tenenbaum
Eli Cash
Etheline Tenenbaum

Margot Tenenbaum
Multiple Characters
Richie Tenenbaum
Royal Tenenbaum

View Quote That's a hell of a damn grave. I wish it were mine.

View Quote This is my adopted daughter, Margot Tenenbaum.

View Quote To tell you the truth, I haven't slept with a man in eighteen years.

View Quote Uzi! Look alive!

View Quote Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

View Quote What about Sing-Sang? I owe her a hundred.

View Quote What do you think we should do? Find the guy..get him?

View Quote WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

View Quote Where's my javelina?

View Quote Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's not a genius? Do you especially think I'm not a genius? . . . You didn't even have to think about it, did you?

View Quote Write yourself a check.

View Quote You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!

View Quote You're a bastard, Royal.

View Quote You're in love with Richie. Which is sick and gross.

View Quote You're turning me into a damn hobo!