Rugrats in Paris: The Movie quotes

View Quote Angelica: [pushing her way towards wedding cake] Hey, lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster?

View Quote Angelica: [smugly] I already learned to parsee-boo Francie. That means "speak French."
Susie: [speaking in French] I feel bad for the French people who will hear you. Goodbye.
Angelica: No-one likes a show-off, Susie.

View Quote Angelica: Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. How's my float coming along?
Coco LaBouche: Fabulous, we're just waiting for the matching ponies.
Angelica: And I still get the float if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries a princess instead of you, right?
Coco LaBouche: What?! Why do you ask?
Angelica: 'Cause, um... well, um... The Finster kid is planning on getting a princess for a mom... and let's face it, lady. You're no princess!
Coco LaBouche: Not a princess? Well! If the tiara fits, wear it.
Jean-Claude: Ooh, I smell trouble.

View Quote Angelica: You babies are as dumb here as you are at home.
Dil: [after wetting himself] Wee, wee!
Angelica: 'Cept him. He's speaking French already.

View Quote Chuckie: I gots to be brave. I gots to be brave. [bursts in, screaming his version of "I object!"] No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Chaz: [in awe] Chuckie? He said his first word. He's talking!

View Quote Drew: I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
Charlotte: I can't mother and merger at the same time. Besides, she only saw a scene or two. It could've made an impression.

View Quote Jean-Claude: [bursts in the church, being bruised up] Madame! [falls on the floor then gets up] Our kidnapping plot has failed!
Coco LaBouche: [about Chas] Ignore zat unemployed fool!
Chas: [angrily] Coco, the wedding is off! You are not the woman I thought you were!
Angelica: [enters the church with Tommy, Phil, Lil, Dil, Kira, Kimi, Spike, and Fifi as Jean-Claude moves out of the way] Hey, lady! Looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummysushi didn't work after all.
Coco LaBouche: Pretty flowers girls should be seen, not heard!
Mr. Yamaguchi: [rising from his seat] I would like to hear what the little one has to say.
Angelica: Okay, but listen good. 'Cause I'm tired of telling this story! That cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's daddy just so she could be president!
Coco LaBouche: [enraged] Listen, you traitor--
Mr. Yamaguchi: Now, Ms. LaBouche. You are dismissed. [walks out of the church]
Coco LaBouche: Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche. Coco LaBouche fires others?! Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar! [Tommy, Phil, and Lil step on her gown] Off ze gown, you revolting carpet mice! [knocks them off]
All: [gasping]
Angelica: Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies, except me!
[Coco scoffs and storms out of the church, but Angelica purposely steps on her dress and tears it.]
Jean-Claude: [in a sing-song voice] I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants.
Coco LaBouche: [covers her butt, and walks backwards out of the church] Well, take a picture. Zis is the last time you will see Coco on her underpants! [throws down her wedding hat, turns around, sees people taking pictures of Coco's underpants and runs away, screaming in despair]
Jean-Claude: [Spike attacks him as he stumbles out of the church] Bad dog! Bad dog! [Spike pulls his boot off and chases him] Coco, wait!
Stu: Go get him, Spike.

View Quote Lil: Um, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib. [holds up the severed head of their rocking horse]
Angelica: Well that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
Phil: So THAT'S where I left 'em.

View Quote Phil: [seeing Lil pushing a "hostess" button] Hey, I wanted to push the button, Lillian!
Lil: You want the button, Phillip? You can't handle the button!

View Quote Priest: If there be anyone who objects to this union, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.

View Quote Tommy: Chuckie, we gots to beat Robosnail or that mean lady's gonna be your new mommy!
Chuckie: Over my dad's potty!

View Quote Tommy: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened while we was playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox.
Dil: Binky! Bye bye.
Tommy: They made my brother cry. So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the bobfather."
Angelica: You have come to me on the day of this wedding for me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry?
Tommy: No, Dil just wants a new binky.
Angelica: That's it? A binky? I'll get to squeeze no one's head or pull no one's hair?!

View Quote [Angelica's lipstick goes out of control when she hears Chuckie]
Angelica: You want a princess to be your mom? What about Coco?
Tommy, Chuckie, Phil & Lil: Who?
Angelica: Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend, the Reptarland lady.
Tommy: [climbs out of the Reptar bed] That lady's not the princess, Angelica.
Chuckie: Yeah. I'm gonna get the real princess for my mommy.

View Quote [in Notre Dame cathedral]
Betty: Seen one church, seen em' all. Wake me if you spot a hunchback.

View Quote [last lines]
Chuckie: Well, Tommy. I guess this is gonna be from now on.