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[while in the warehouse with Jean-Claude...]
Angelica: Mr. Yamahoochie was on TV, and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well, she had one in a jar, but she still needed a spiny man with a kid, [to Chuckie] so I told her how you wanted a princess mom, and she was supposed to give me my own pony float, but she made the whole thing up! [short pause...] Ugh! I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her!
Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Phil & Lil: [gasp]
Chuckie: You did? But...
Dil: Bad yucky, bad!
Angelica: Naw, pipe down, drooly!
Dil: [blows raspberry]
Tommy: Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica!
Angelica: I know it was bad, even for me. Sometimes, I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie.
Angelica: Mr. Yamahoochie was on TV, and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well, she had one in a jar, but she still needed a spiny man with a kid, [to Chuckie] so I told her how you wanted a princess mom, and she was supposed to give me my own pony float, but she made the whole thing up! [short pause...] Ugh! I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her!
Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Phil & Lil: [gasp]
Chuckie: You did? But...
Dil: Bad yucky, bad!
Angelica: Naw, pipe down, drooly!
Dil: [blows raspberry]
Tommy: Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica!
Angelica: I know it was bad, even for me. Sometimes, I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie.
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[orders Jean-Claude to lock up babies away during her wedding with Chaz] Jean-Claude, takes those wretched dust mops away! I will not have them ruining my wedding day!
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[to Dil] And how is this precious cupcake today? [hits her with rattle on the nose] Why you're just a lawsuit waiting to happen, aren't you?
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[to Kira] Burn zis moth-eaten plaything! I never wanted to see it again.
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It's like you always say, Tommy: "A baby's got to do what a baby's got to do!"
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Kira, remind me to immediate whoever wrote this hideous song!
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Over my dad's potty! (Over my dead body)
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What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get this show on the road! Tout de suite!