Phillips : It's easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez. Benny : Shut your mouth, Phillips! Ham Porter : What'd you say, crap face? Phillips : I said, you shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game. Ham Porter : Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on! Sandlot Kids : Yeah! Phillips : We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats. Ham Porter : Watch it, jerk! Phillips : Shut up, idiot! Ham Porter : Moron! Phillips : Scab eater! Ham Porter : Butt sniffer! Phillips : Pus licker! Ham Porter : Fart smeller! Bertram : [sniffs] Ahh. Phillips : You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek! Ham Porter : You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam! Sandlot Kids : Yeah! Phillips : You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it! Ham Porter : You play ball like a girl! [entire group stands in shocked silence] Phillips : What did you say? Ham Porter : You heard me. Phillips : Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath. Ham Porter : Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face! Kids : Yeah!

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