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I don't give a crap if you cover yourself in peanut butter and had a fifteen hooker gang bang!
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I want to play a game.
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I went to bed in my shithole apartment and woke up in an actual shithole.
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I'm gonna kill you, you sick asshole!
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I'm gonna kill your husband now, Mrs. Gordon!
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It's the rules!
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My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.
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My name is Very ****ing Confused; what's your name?
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Sick bastard.
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This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!
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Yes, I'm sick, officer. Sick from the disease eating away at me inside. Sick of people who don't appreciate their blessings. Sick of those who scoff at the suffering of others. I'm sick of it all!
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You know, we arrested a dentist last week who liked to play with kids a bit too much. He lived two blocks from here. The sewer lines run under this neighborhood, Doctor.
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You're too late.
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Zep, you perverted little psychopath! I'm going to take great pleasure in seeing you pay for this, you bastard ****!