Secret Service Agent : Mr. President, we've just received word the planet is under attack by aliens. President Harris : Oh, okay... Secret Service Agent : Sir, they've already wiped out some of our cities, if nothing is done they'll kill us all. President Harris : I see. Well, I'll deal with that later, but right now I need to find out what's happening with the duck. Secret Service Agent : Sir, with each passing moment more people will die. President Harris : The people are gonna die regardless. But this duck still has a fighting chance. Secret Service Agent : I've read the story before, Mr. President. The duck dies... (the President spits milk all over the elementary school kids) President Harris : Oh my God! That's horrible!

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