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[after dragging out Sidney's beaten, bound, and gagged father] What's behind door number three, Sidney?
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[after Gale reveals that she was still alive] She looked dead, man. Still does.
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[after he finds that Gale has stolen the gun] Um, Houston, we have a problem!
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[after he tells Sidney to play a game called "Guess How I'm Gonna Die?" and she says "**** you!"] We already played that game, remember?
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[after Randy says that Stu has gone completely mad] "We all go a little mad sometimes." [shoots Randy in the shoulder] Anthony Perkins, Psycho. Mmm, corn syrup: same stuff they used for pigs' blood in Carrie.
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[after Randy tells him to never say "be right back"] I'm getting another beer. Want one? [Randy: Yeah, sure.] I'll be right back!!
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[after Sidney calls the police] My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!
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[after Sidney says that they've seen one too many scary movies] Now, Sid, don't you blame the movies; movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!
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[after Stu says that he wants to see Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts in Halloween] Breasts? Not until Trading Places in '83. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She never showed her tits 'til she went legits.
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[after Stu tells Sidney she dies if she gets a question wrong] If you get it right, you die.
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[bleeding to death and Billy throws the phone on him] Ow! ****in' hit me with the phone, dick!
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[last words] I always had a thing for ya, Sid! [Sidney bites Stu's wrist, and he screams in pain.] Ohhhhh, God! [Sidney hits Stu with a vase.] Bitch! [Sidney: In your dreams!] [Sidney drops a TV on his face, severely electrocuting him, and killing him instantly.]
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[last words] Say hello to your mother! [gets poked through his umbrella stab wound and screams; almost stabs Sidney, but he gets shot in the right shoulder by Gale] [Gale: Guess I remembered the safety that time, you bastard.] [his supposed dead body is examined] [Randy: Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for one last scare.] [wakes up to try to attack; Gale screams, but Sidney shoots him through the head] [Sidney: Not in my movie.]
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[speaking into voice-box] Surprise, Sidney.
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[to Sidney after she says that life isn't a movie] Sure it is, Sid. It's all a movie. It's all a great big movie. Only you can pick your genre.