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[to Sidney] I'm going to rip you up, bitch, just like your ****ing mother!
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[to Sidney] That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something!
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[when Sidney asks why they're murdering people] It's all part of the game, Sidney. It's called "Guess How I'm Gonna Die?"!
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Are you alone in the house?
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Billy and his penis don't deserve you, okay?
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But this is life.& This isn't a movie.
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Cut Casper, that's a wrap!
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Don't go there, Sid; you're starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick.
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Everybody dies but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel, 'cause—let's face it, baby—these days, you gotta have a sequel.
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EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!!
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Hello. Help me, please. I'm at Stu Macher's house on Turner Lane. It's 261. Turner Lane, please. He's gonna trying to kill me.
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How do you...gut someone?
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I can't, Billy. You cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man.
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I told you not to hang up on me.
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I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.