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Ghost of Christmas Past: [after driving harmlessly through a van] GO BACK TO JERSEY, YA MORON! [laughs]
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Ghost of Christmas Present: Sometimes, you have to SLAP them in the face just to get their attention!
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Earl Cross: All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work... 'My back hurts,' 'my legs ache,' [pauses for a second] 'I'm only four!' The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better!
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Promo Announcer: The night the reindeer died!
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Elliot Loudermilk: Hello wabbit.
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James Cross: [last lines] My brother, The King of Christmas.