Shaun of the Dead quotes

40 total quotes

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View Quote Barbara: [final words.] It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?

View Quote David: For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!

View Quote David: I'm not the one being unreasonable, pickle!

View Quote Dianne: [describing the appearance of a zombie.] Vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.

View Quote Jeremy Thompson: [During emergency news broadcast] In extreme cir****stances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.

View Quote Jeremy Thompson: [On 'six months on' special] It's just not something you ever expect to have to say on air: "removing the head or destroying the brain". Extraordinary.

View Quote Liz: If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going into that pub every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old ****ers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.

View Quote Pete: And the front door is open... again!!!!

View Quote Pete: Sort your ****ing life out, Shaun!

View Quote Pete: Well, ****-a-doodle-doo!

View Quote Phillip: [On his zombie bite.] I'm perfectly alright, Barbara. I ran it under a cold tap.

View Quote Radio Newscaster: The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups in proclaiming the phenomenon 'a sign of the coming apocalypse', although Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate.

View Quote Television Newscaster: Reports that the infection was spread by rage-infected monkeys have now been dismissed as bull...

View Quote Trisha Goddard: [re: a guest who still loves her undead husband.] You go to bed with it?!

View Quote Various: [to Shaun, repeated line.] You've got red on you.