Shaun quotes
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As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.
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[Repeated line about Phillip.] He's not my dad.
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[repeated line.] That was the second album I ever bought!
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Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!
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How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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[coming across zombified Pete] Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and - ah - later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... [whispered] join us.
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What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before? (This line would be repeated in Hot Fuzz)
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[distracting a zombie horde.] Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!
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Would anyone like... a peanut?
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[As zombified Pete is biting Ed] Pete! I said, "Leave him alone!" [Shoots and kills zombified Pete.]
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[After Ed tells Shaun "Hey Shaun, look who it is" as zombified Pete walks into the Winchester] ****-A-Doodle-Doo