Mr. Hertz quotes

View Quote I was just remembering a limerick. "There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding when she saw there was no tit for Tat." You have caused me no end of trouble, but now I shall return the favor. Tit for tat, right?

View Quote Does anyone know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is? It's when Cagney lets the good guy live. [lobby of henchmen laugh] And if that happens in this show, I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.

View Quote My God. Do we really suck, or is this guy really that good?

View Quote (upon seeing he ran over a robotic decoy of Oliver) What in the hell is that? Oh, my God, that is twisted. That sick son of a bitch. That sick son of a bitch suckered us again!

View Quote Oh, c'mon, Smith. Guns don't kill people... [grins] but they sure help!

View Quote (On a cell phone, while aiming a gun at Smith) I can't talk right now, honey. I'm right in the middle of something.

View Quote [Reading a profile on Smith] National sports pistol champion at age 10. Recruited by the army. Then he disappeared. Sound like black ops got him and trained him.

View Quote The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear. Besides, violence is one of the most fun things to watch.