Donkey quotes
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It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on!
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Oh, you got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo!
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Y'know, in some cultures, donkeys are considered the wisest of all creatures. Especially us talking ones!
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Come on, Shrek, it only seems bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
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Trot, trot, trottin' in place... YEAH! [pause] What?
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You know, I had the hardest time finding this place.
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[in the argument at the dinner table] I got to go to the bathroom. (Dinner is served) Never mind, I can hold it!
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Mexican food, my favorite!
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Follow the pretty pony.