Shrek 2 quotes

View Quote Fairy Godmother: I TOLD YOU! OGRES DON'T LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

View Quote Gingy: Not the gumdrop button!

View Quote Gingy: Well, folks, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick.

View Quote Knight: More heat, less foam!

View Quote Mongo: Beeee goooood.

View Quote Pig: I see London, I see France...

View Quote Pinocchio: I'm a real boy!

View Quote Anouncer: Tonight on "Knights"...
Gingerbread Man: Now here's a good show!
Knight in hotair balloon: We got a white bronco heading east in the forest. Requesting backup.
Anouncer: It's time for the men in steel to teach these madcap mammals that their "devil may mare" attitudes ain't gonna fly.
Donkey: [Being tackled] Why you grabbing me? Ow! Police Brutality! Police Brutality!
Shrek: Come on, I have to talk to Princess Fiona!
Knight: [Takes pepper grinder and sprinkles pepper in Shrek's face] We warned you!
Shrek: Ow! Ow!
Anouncer: Will they get away with it, or did somebody let the cat out of the bag?
Puss: You capitalist pig dogs!
[Puss attacks a knight, then he is pinned up against a wall]
Knight [Sniffs a small bag] Catnip!
Puss: Um, that's not mine?
Shrek: Hold on! Find Princess Fiona!
Donkey: I'm a donkey!
Shrek: Tell her-- Shrek! I'm her husband, Shrek! [Gets another face full of pepper] Ow! Ow!
Anouncer: That's tonight on "Knights".

View Quote Donkey: [after attempting to kick Puss, who is attacking Shrek, but getting Shrek between the legs instead] Did I miss?
Shrek: Nope. You got 'em.

View Quote Donkey: [singing wearily] Theeee sun will come out...tomorrow... Betcha bottom...
Shrek: Bet my bottom?

View Quote Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: No.
Fiona: Not yet.
Donkey: Okay. Are we there yet?
Fiona: No.
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Are we there... yet?
Shrek: Yes.
Donkey: Really?
Shrek: NO!
Donkey: Are we there yet?!
Fiona: No!
Donkey: Are we there yet?!
Shrek: No, we are not!
Donkey: ARE WE THERE YET?!?!
Shrek and Fiona: NO!!!!!!
[Pause]
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: [talking over Donkey] Are we there yet?
Donkey: Hey, that's not funny.
Shrek: Hey, that's not funny.
Donkey: Oh, that's really immature!
Shrek: Oh, that's really immature!
Donkey: See, this is why nobody likes ogres!
Shrek: See, this is why nobody likes ogres!
Donkey: All right, your loss!
Shrek: All right, your loss.
Donkey: I'm just gonna stop talking!
Shrek: Finally!
Donkey: But this is takin' forever, Shrek, and ain't no in-flight movie or nothin'!
Shrek: The kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey. That's where we're going. Far... far... away.
Donkey: All right, all right. I get it! I'm just so darn BORED!
Shrek: Well, find a way to entertain yourself!
[Silence]
Donkey: [pops his lips, then again, and Shrek grows more impatient, then Donkey pops his lips a third time]
Shrek: [restraining temper] Oh! For 5 minutes... could you not be yourself? [exploding] FOR 5 MINUTES!!!
[After another silence, Donkey pops his lips one last time]
Shrek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! ARE WE THERE YET?!?!
Fiona: Yes!
Donkey: Oh, finally!

View Quote Donkey: Don't you worry, I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you.
Shrek: Donkey.
Donkey: Yes, roomie?
Shrek: You're bothering me.

View Quote Donkey: Hey man, you wanna get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face? Man, it stinks!
Puss: Well, you don't exactly smell like a basket of roses!
[they all look at the dozens of potions around them]
Shrek: Well, one of these has got to work.
Puss: Ah yes, boss. I was concocting this very plan. Already our minds... are becoming one...
Donkey: Woah woah woah, if we need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.

View Quote Donkey: I'm melting! I'm melting!
Shrek: It's just the rain, Donkey.

View Quote Donkey: Is he really that good looking?
Doris: Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! He has a face that looks like that it was carved by angels.
Puss: Mmmm, he sounds dreamy.
Shrek: You know, shockingly, this isn't making me feel any better.