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(upon seeing the castle where Fiona is held prisoner) Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location!
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Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns... this would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind!
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Don't die on me, Shrek. Oh, and if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!
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I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I'm a terrifying ogre! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET A LITTLE PRIVACY?!!
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I'M A DONKEY ON EDGE!
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No one likes a kiss-ass.
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Nobody move! I have a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it!
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Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! (looks down at his hooves) I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES! (sadly) I think I need a hug...
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Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
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Princess, you're not that ugly. Well, all right, you are ugly; I ain't gonna lie to you. But you're only like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7!
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That's right fool! Now I'm a FLYING talking donkey! You mighta seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY FLY!
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When I get outta here, I'm gonna need some serious therapy! Look at my eye twitching!
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You hear that? She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed!
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You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings!