Donkey : [eyeing the KEEP OUT signs surrounding Shrek's home] I guess you don't, uh... entertain much, do you? Shrek : I like my privacy. Donkey : Y'know, I do too! That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give 'em a hint, they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence, you know... [big awkward silence ensues] Donkey : ... Can I stay with you? Shrek : What? Donkey : Can I stay with you... please? Shrek : [sarcastically friendly] Of course! Donkey : Really? Shrek : No. Donkey : PLEASE , I don't wanna go back there, you don't know what it's like to be considered a freak! [slight pause] Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together! You gotta let me stay!

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