The Simpsons Movie quotes

86 total quotes

Bart
Homer
Lisa
Marge
Multiple Characters

View Quote [trying to rejoin his family in their hideout] Guys? What's the secret knock again?

View Quote [upon seeing the 'pig crap' silo] Oh, it's leaking!

View Quote [whipping some dogs while using them for dog-sledding] Run! Run! [jumping from one slope to the other side] Jump! Jump! Land! Land! [while dogs are resting] Rest! Rest! [after stopping for the night] Now I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put all that behind us and-- [the dogs maul him] OOOOOOOOOOWW!!!!! AH! That's my whipping arm!! [the dogs abandon him] Oh, why does everything I whip leave me?

View Quote Best kiss of my life.

View Quote But we're fugitives! We should just lay low until we get to Seattle.

View Quote Doomsday is family time.

View Quote I dunno what to tell you, Marge! I don't think about things. I mean, I respect people who do, but... I just try to make the day not hurt until I get to crawl in next to you again.

View Quote No, Plopper! If you push that, Daddy will die! [Plopper pauses, then pushes the board off the windowsill, causing the Simpsons to fall to the ground. Homer lands on a red charcoal grill, and spots a shrimp among the coals.] Hey, my luck's beginning to turn!

View Quote Somebody throw the goddamn bomb! (after Homer and Bart's talk)

View Quote This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare!

View Quote [drunk, to Marge] You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman!