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[to his buddies, after knocking over a beer can stack] Very nice! We're here five minutes, and I–! I'm at a loss!
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Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life and I'm like a disease.
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I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
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I can't believe this. They ****ing forgot my birthday.
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No more yanky my wanky The Donger need food!
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Oh, sexy girlfriend!
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Wease, we've got seventy dollars and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens.
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What's happenin', hot stuff?