Sky High quotes

35 total quotes

View Quote Coach Boomer: What if I told you she's not just a twin, she's an evil twin?
Mr. Medulla: This Friday, you say?
Coach Boomer: [chuckles] Medulla, you dog!

View Quote Gwen: I went through puberty twice… for this?!

View Quote Gwen: That's right. Royal Pain wasn't my mother. Royal Pain is ME!
Will: Oh my God, I made out with an old lady.

View Quote Gwen: Well you've got new friends now. And I think that you need to figure out whether you hang out with us - or with those losers. Come on, let's go.
Will: No, forget it! I'm not going anywhere with you. Not now, and not to homecoming. Might as well just find yourself a new date, Gwen.
Gwen: You're dumping me? Whoa whoa, let's just get something straight, ok? You do not dump me! Not the night before the dance!
Will: Sorry Gwen, I, ah, just did! You're dumped!

View Quote Josie: People make mistakes, Will. That's what high school's about. Heck, that's what life's about! The key is to learn from them.
Will: I hope my friends see it that way.
Josie: If someone is a true friend, you'd be surprised how understanding they can be.

View Quote Josie: We can't change who he is. Not without dropping him in a vat of toxic waste.
[Steve turns to look at Josie and raises his finger]
Josie: Steve.
Steve: Now where would we even find a vat of...
Josie: (understandably alarmed) Steve!

View Quote Layla: I noticed you had some recyclables in the trash. I took the liberty of moving them for you.
Josie Stonghold: Thank you, Layla. You hungry? I've got plenty of eggs, bacon…
Layla: No, thanks. You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently, they don't like being eaten.
[a brief but awkward pause]
Josie: How about some juice?

View Quote Layla: Now, I know it's just our first day, but I already can't wait to graduate and start saving mankind. And womankind. And animalkind.
Will: And the rainforest.
Layla: Of course!

View Quote Layla: So then there was this time in the first grade. You know how you grow lima beans in school? Well, Will could not figure out why mine were growing so quickly. It was driving him crazy. So finally I took mercy on him and told him about my powers. And we've been best friends ever since.
Warren Peace: Hmm. And falling for him, was that before or after the lima beans?
Layla: WHAT? I am not in love with Will Strong… is it that obvious?
Warren Peace: Yeah.
Layla: Great.

View Quote Layla: When life gives you lemons... (creates a tree and grabs an apple)
Will: ...make apple juice?
Layla: (laughs exasperatedly) I can't make lemons! I don't know what it is.

View Quote Mr. Medulla: Dreadful technique. You've confused rays with beams! D! Minus! I'd give you an F, but that would only mean having to see you in summer school.

View Quote Mr. Medulla: Rays! From the silliness of the shrink ray to the devastation of the death ray, these are the very foundations of Mad Science!

View Quote News Anchorman: It seems evil has struck our morning commute…

View Quote Nurse Spex: The kids who get, uh, bitten by radioactive insects or fall into a vat of toxic waste, their powers usually show up the next day. Or… they die.

View Quote Principal Powers: [on school public address system] "The cafeteria staff would like to remind sidekicks to stop ordering hero sandwiches." (the kids exchange "You've gotta be kidding me." looks)