Sky High quotes

View Quote Principal Powers: [on school public address system] A reminder that there is no smoking on the campus. Or freezing, or bursting into flame.

View Quote Principal Powers: What a waste. I can't do anything more for you. I'm not Wonder Woman, you know.

View Quote Ron Wilson, Bus Driver: There's only one person authorized to transport superheroes: Ron Wilson, Bus Driver. (punches Stitches out of the bus) And I'm Ron Wilson, Bus Driver.

View Quote Royal Pain: Homecoming – the greates collection of super-teens ever gathered to dance under one roof! And then, we shall have our revenge! There's only one thing we're missing.
Stitches: King Kamehamayhem's surfboard?
Royal Pain: (as s/he moves the lever) Darn this joystick!
Stitches: Ah! Right, right. The Pacifier. Hey, smooth moves on the joystick. (Royal Pain reaches to choke him, but Stitches blocks it) Ahhh! (Laughs, but then Royal Pain chokes Stitches with his/her other hand) Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

View Quote Speed: Why don't we settle this in P.E.?
Will Stronghold: Settle what?
Ethan: You're on! If Will beats you in "Save the Citizen", you lay off the sidekicks for the rest of the year.
Zach: Yeah! And if he loses, you can dunk Ethan's head in the toilet every day till graduation.
Ethan: Yeah. Huh?!
Lash: You got yourself a deal.
[After Lash and Speed leave]
Will: Guys, are you crazy? No freshman ever won "Save the Citizen", and those guys are undefeated!
Layla: And you barely know how to use your powers! [the others glare at her] Sorry. Not helping.
Zach: Will, you have no choice. You can't let them dunk Ethan's head in the toilet. Not again. The dunking… must end.

View Quote Steve Stronghold: I know every kid thinks his dad is invincible – and I nearly am. But who knows? Maybe next time I punch a meteor hurtling toward the earth, I'll be the one that shatters into a million pieces.

View Quote Steve: All I ever wanted for him was to save the world. To just... feel that, once.
Josie: That's an awful lot to put on a 14-year-old's shoulders.
Steve: Oh, come on, Josie. When I was his age I could put a truck on my shoulders.

View Quote Steve: Royal Pain is a girl.
Royal Pain: Yes, I'm a girl, you idiot! How I ever lost to a fool like you I'll never know, now prepare to be pacified.
Steve: Do you honestly think you can kill me with that toy gun of yours?
Royal Pain: My dear Commander, who said anything about killing you?

View Quote Warren Peace: You know what I think? To let true love remain unspoken is the quickest route to a heavy heart.
Layla: Wow. That is really deep.
Warren Peace: Yeah. [holds up slip of paper from a fortune cookie] And your lucky numbers are four, sixteen, five, and forty-nine.

View Quote Warren Peace: You want me to heat that up for you?
Layla: [in urgent whisper] You're not supposed to use your powers outside of school!
Warren Peace: I was just gonna stick it in the microwave.

View Quote Will Stronghold: [voiceover] You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad. Wearing tights.

View Quote Will: [voiceover] So in the end, my girlfriend became my arch-enemy, my arch-enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey – that's high school.

View Quote Will: Layla, in case my Homecoming date ends up killing me tonight, I just want you to know... (pulls Layla into a deep kiss)

View Quote ["Power Placement" trials are being conducted with the other students as an audience.]
Layla: What is humiliating him in front of the entire class going to prove? This is so unfair.
Will: Yeah, well, if life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.

View Quote [In Mad Science class, Gwen has just used her powers to instantly create a ray gun.]
Gwen: I'm a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.
Will: Wow. All I can do is... punch stuff.
Mr. Medulla: [passing them] And yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes. Show me the justice in that.