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Turkish
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[After seeing Tyrone struggle to get out of the car because of his size]
Vinny: Oi!
Sol: What?
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the **** can he get away from, ey?!
Vinny: Oi!
Sol: What?
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the **** can he get away from, ey?!
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[As the police are searching their car]
Detective: What do you know about gypsies?
Turkish: I know they're not to be trusted.
Detective: What do you know about gypsies?
Turkish: I know they're not to be trusted.
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[At the deserted campsite, Turkish and Tommy are cornered by the police]
Detective: What you doin' here?
Turkish: What's it to you?
[The detective shows his badge]
Detective: So, what you doin' here?
[As Turkish and Tommy try to think of an explanation, the dog appears at the campsite at that very moment]
Turkish: Just taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Detective: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.
Detective: What you doin' here?
Turkish: What's it to you?
[The detective shows his badge]
Detective: So, what you doin' here?
[As Turkish and Tommy try to think of an explanation, the dog appears at the campsite at that very moment]
Turkish: Just taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Detective: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.
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[Having blundered into Avi, holding him up at gunpoint]
Vinny: Give me the case or I'll shoot you.
Avi: [Contemptful and fed-up] **** you. Shoot me.
Vinny: I will! I'll shoot you!
[Vinny and Sol fumble with their guns; Tony, hearing the shouting, approaches from another room. Boris enters, brandishing an assault rifle]
Boris: Give me case, or I shoot you.
Avi: You know what? **** you too. Go ahead and shoot me, you'd be doin' me a favor, you wretched ****! Go ahead!
Boris: [to Vinny and Sol] You! Drop guns!
Vinny: [to Boris] **** you! You drop the gun!
Boris: [takes aim] Okay...
Bullet Tooth Tony: [from another room] Avi? Pull your socks up!
[Avi, Vinny, Sol and Tyrone stare at one another, then fall to the floor. Tony shoots through the wall and into the room, wounding Boris]
Vinny: Give me the case or I'll shoot you.
Avi: [Contemptful and fed-up] **** you. Shoot me.
Vinny: I will! I'll shoot you!
[Vinny and Sol fumble with their guns; Tony, hearing the shouting, approaches from another room. Boris enters, brandishing an assault rifle]
Boris: Give me case, or I shoot you.
Avi: You know what? **** you too. Go ahead and shoot me, you'd be doin' me a favor, you wretched ****! Go ahead!
Boris: [to Vinny and Sol] You! Drop guns!
Vinny: [to Boris] **** you! You drop the gun!
Boris: [takes aim] Okay...
Bullet Tooth Tony: [from another room] Avi? Pull your socks up!
[Avi, Vinny, Sol and Tyrone stare at one another, then fall to the floor. Tony shoots through the wall and into the room, wounding Boris]
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[In a car, tailing Bullet Tooth Tony]
Vinny: Do they fire? [while holding a Replica gun]
Sol: Of course they fire.
Vinny: But how'd you know, they're replicas. What do you know about replicas?
[Sol is annoyed by the questions and shoots the car window]
Vinny: What the **** are you doing, Solomon?!
Sol: Well you wanted to know whether or not they worked!!
Vinny: I didn't mean try it in the car, Sol, you arsehole!!
Vinny: Do they fire? [while holding a Replica gun]
Sol: Of course they fire.
Vinny: But how'd you know, they're replicas. What do you know about replicas?
[Sol is annoyed by the questions and shoots the car window]
Vinny: What the **** are you doing, Solomon?!
Sol: Well you wanted to know whether or not they worked!!
Vinny: I didn't mean try it in the car, Sol, you arsehole!!
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[in a different scene where Sol and Vinny are being questioned]
Detective: Could you tell me why you got a dead man with an arm missing in your boot?
[Sol shakes his head, lost for words]
Detective: Hey George, is that a tea cosy on his head?
Detective: Could you tell me why you got a dead man with an arm missing in your boot?
[Sol shakes his head, lost for words]
Detective: Hey George, is that a tea cosy on his head?
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[In a pig farm, Brick Top is negotiating with Turkish while feeding the corpses to the pigs]
Turkish:[narrating]If you got to deal with him, just gotta make sure you don't end up owing him. 'Cause then you're in his debt. Which means, you're in his pocket. And once you're in there, you ain't ever coming out.
Brick Top: I hear he's a good fighter, so I'm gonna use him. I'll be doing you a favour, boy.
Turkish:[narrating]What he means is, I'm doing him a favour. 'Cause everybody knows nobody takes a dive in my fights, unlike his.
Brick Top: Here, Errol. I don't think he likes me. You don't like me, do you, boy?
Turkish: Don't know what you mean.
Turkish:[narrating] I do know I can't wait to get out of here. **** me, it stinks.
Brick Top: I'd like my fights to finish prompt so we can get the punters out before the authorities find out. Now play your cards right and I'll sort you out.
Turkish:[narrating]You can sort me out by showing me out. It's hard enough to make a living in a boxing world, so every now and then you gotta do something that might not agree with your principles. Basically, you have to forget you got any.
Tommy: Are they Lancashire pigs?
Brick Top: Who the ****'s talking to you, boy?
Turkish:[narrating] Oh yeah, Tommy. Brick Top loves Tommy.
Brick Top: Now don't let me down. You don't want to let me down, do you, boy?
Turkish:[pause]See you ringside.
Turkish:[narrating]If you got to deal with him, just gotta make sure you don't end up owing him. 'Cause then you're in his debt. Which means, you're in his pocket. And once you're in there, you ain't ever coming out.
Brick Top: I hear he's a good fighter, so I'm gonna use him. I'll be doing you a favour, boy.
Turkish:[narrating]What he means is, I'm doing him a favour. 'Cause everybody knows nobody takes a dive in my fights, unlike his.
Brick Top: Here, Errol. I don't think he likes me. You don't like me, do you, boy?
Turkish: Don't know what you mean.
Turkish:[narrating] I do know I can't wait to get out of here. **** me, it stinks.
Brick Top: I'd like my fights to finish prompt so we can get the punters out before the authorities find out. Now play your cards right and I'll sort you out.
Turkish:[narrating]You can sort me out by showing me out. It's hard enough to make a living in a boxing world, so every now and then you gotta do something that might not agree with your principles. Basically, you have to forget you got any.
Tommy: Are they Lancashire pigs?
Brick Top: Who the ****'s talking to you, boy?
Turkish:[narrating] Oh yeah, Tommy. Brick Top loves Tommy.
Brick Top: Now don't let me down. You don't want to let me down, do you, boy?
Turkish:[pause]See you ringside.
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[in front of Boris' house]
Turkish: He's left the door open.
Tommy: Shouldn't think that a good idea. Should we go in?
Turkish: I don't wanna go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken too many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations. He's got as many of these nuts [grabbing his nuts] as he has those nuts. [pointing to his head]
Tommy: I don't care if he's got ****ing hazelnuts. I want a gun that works and I'm gonna tell him.
Turkish:[Acts surprised about Tommy's confidence] My God, Tommy. You certainly got those minerals. Well, come on then. Before "Zee Germans" get here. You just tell him who's in charge.
[Boris comes from behind, covered in blood]
Tommy: Err, Boris.
[Boris punches Tommy in the nuts]
Turkish: You certainly told him, Tommy.
[Boris comes out from the House with the gun]
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov:[in Russian] ..Ñо мной? Ðу что будете теперь делать? Что? (...With me? So what are you going to do now? Huh?)
Turkish: He's left the door open.
Tommy: Shouldn't think that a good idea. Should we go in?
Turkish: I don't wanna go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken too many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations. He's got as many of these nuts [grabbing his nuts] as he has those nuts. [pointing to his head]
Tommy: I don't care if he's got ****ing hazelnuts. I want a gun that works and I'm gonna tell him.
Turkish:[Acts surprised about Tommy's confidence] My God, Tommy. You certainly got those minerals. Well, come on then. Before "Zee Germans" get here. You just tell him who's in charge.
[Boris comes from behind, covered in blood]
Tommy: Err, Boris.
[Boris punches Tommy in the nuts]
Turkish: You certainly told him, Tommy.
[Boris comes out from the House with the gun]
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov:[in Russian] ..Ñо мной? Ðу что будете теперь делать? Что? (...With me? So what are you going to do now? Huh?)
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[Last lines]
Turkish: So, what you think? [Shrugs] Know anyone who'd be interested?
[The camera turns, revealing that they have been sitting in Doug The Head's office all along]
Doug the Head: I might.
[Picks up the phone; the movie ends with the sequence of shots indicating Avi's flight]
Turkish: So, what you think? [Shrugs] Know anyone who'd be interested?
[The camera turns, revealing that they have been sitting in Doug The Head's office all along]
Doug the Head: I might.
[Picks up the phone; the movie ends with the sequence of shots indicating Avi's flight]
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[Looking at a surveillance tape of the bookies]
Brick Top: Do you know these tits, Errol?
Errol: I know a lot of tits, Gov'nor. But I don't know quite any as ****ing stupid as these two.
Brick Top: John?
John: I can't help, Guv.
[Until Tyrone appears onscreen]
Errol: Ah. Tyrone.
John and Errol [simultaneously]: You silly fat bastard.
Brick Top: Do you know these tits, Errol?
Errol: I know a lot of tits, Gov'nor. But I don't know quite any as ****ing stupid as these two.
Brick Top: John?
John: I can't help, Guv.
[Until Tyrone appears onscreen]
Errol: Ah. Tyrone.
John and Errol [simultaneously]: You silly fat bastard.
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[Tommy is buying a gun from Boris]
Boris "The Blade" Yurinov: Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit 'em with it.
Turkish:[narrating] Boris The Blade. Or Boris The Bullet-Dodger. Bent as the Soviet sickle and hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.
Boris "The Blade" Yurinov: Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit 'em with it.
Turkish:[narrating] Boris The Blade. Or Boris The Bullet-Dodger. Bent as the Soviet sickle and hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.
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[After cleaning out Turkish's safe]
Brick Top: He's been quite a busy little bastard, that Turkish.
Errol: I think you've let him get away with enough, Gov'nor.
Brick Top: It'll get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. I wouldn't do too much of it.
Brick Top: He's been quite a busy little bastard, that Turkish.
Errol: I think you've let him get away with enough, Gov'nor.
Brick Top: It'll get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. I wouldn't do too much of it.
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[After hearing about Bullet-Tooth Tony surviving after being shot six times]
Avi: Six times!?
Doug the Head: In one sitting.
Avi: Six times!?
Doug the Head: In one sitting.
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[After losing the bet to the pikeys]
Tommy: Who's proper ****ed now, then?
[Next scene]
Tommy: There's something very wrong about this. It was us who wanted to buy a caravan off of him.
Turkish: Well, why didn't you "bust a cap in his ass" then, Tommy? Mind you, you'd do more damage if you threw it at him.
Tommy: What, you sayin' I can't shoot?
Turkish: No Tommy, I wasn't saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. What we're saying is that six pound piece of shit stuck in your pants would do more damage if you fed it to him.
Tommy: You saying the gun dont work?
Turkish: You've tried it?
[Next scene--Tommy tries to shoot out of the window, but the gun doesn't work]
Turkish: Whoops.
Tommy: I wanna see that sneaky ****ing Russian.
Tommy: Who's proper ****ed now, then?
[Next scene]
Tommy: There's something very wrong about this. It was us who wanted to buy a caravan off of him.
Turkish: Well, why didn't you "bust a cap in his ass" then, Tommy? Mind you, you'd do more damage if you threw it at him.
Tommy: What, you sayin' I can't shoot?
Turkish: No Tommy, I wasn't saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. What we're saying is that six pound piece of shit stuck in your pants would do more damage if you fed it to him.
Tommy: You saying the gun dont work?
Turkish: You've tried it?
[Next scene--Tommy tries to shoot out of the window, but the gun doesn't work]
Turkish: Whoops.
Tommy: I wanna see that sneaky ****ing Russian.
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[after seeing Gorgeous George throw an elbow and headbutt a punching bag]
Tommy: Is he allowed to do that?
Turkish: It's an unlicensed boxing match, Tommy. It's not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other.
Tommy: Is he allowed to do that?
Turkish: It's an unlicensed boxing match, Tommy. It's not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other.