Snatch quotes

121 total quotes

'Cousin' Avi
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Bullet Tooth Tony

View Quote As it turns out the sweet talking tatoo sporting pikey was a Gypsy bareknuckle boxing champion, which makes him harder than a coffin nail.

View Quote D'ya like dags?

View Quote Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible **** — me.

View Quote Eh Ma, Get a load of the size of this fella

View Quote Ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? and hey presto a car's nearly on ya, so what do you do? You freeze. And your life doesn't flash before your eyes, 'cause you're too ****in' scared to think - you just freeze, and pull a stupid face. The pikey didn't - why? Because he had plans on running the car over.

View Quote Fook, e's a big fella.

View Quote Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, will ya, Errol?

View Quote Hurry up Tommy, before zee Germans get here.

View Quote I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

View Quote I fail to recognise the correlation between "losing 10K", "hospitalising Gorgeous" and "a good deal".

View Quote I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do him something terrible.

View Quote In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

View Quote It had previously occurred to me that the pikey had taken the demise of his mother rather lightly. For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a ****ing thing.

View Quote Listen here you ****ing fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your ****ing jacobs off.

View Quote Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.