Snatch quotes

121 total quotes

'Cousin' Avi
Brick Top
Bullet Tooth Tony

View Quote No thanks Turkish. I'm sweet enough.

View Quote Not many people are named after a plane crash.

View Quote Now, I know he looks like a fat ****er... well, he is a fat ****er... but he's dirty and he's dangerous.

View Quote Russians. Anti-semite cossack sluts.

View Quote Shut and sit down you big bald ****.(Talking to doug the head after he found out franky four fingers was at a bookies)

View Quote That's Doug The Head. Everybody knows Doug The Head. If it's stones and it's stolen, he's the man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a ****ing monkey. He thinks it's good for business. And in a diamond business, it is good for business.

View Quote Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog; I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. Couldn't stand that squeaking anymore. The vet found a squeaky toy, an undigested shoe, and an eighty-six carat diamond lodged in the dog's stomach. Lot can happen in a week. :[The dog barks] Still didn't shut it up, though.

View Quote What the fock do i want a caravan that's got no fockin' wheels?!

View Quote Ya got a deadly kick fer a fat focker.

View Quote You show me how to control a wild ****ing gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

View Quote You took the ****ing jam out of my doughnut Tommy! You did!

View Quote [Madonna's "Lucky Star" comes on on the radio] Oh, I love this track.

View Quote [Same scene, in French version]
Buongiornooo?

View Quote [to Turkish] You are on thin ****ing ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks!

View Quote [Vinny tries to open the outer door at the bookies]
Sol: It won't open because it's a secured door!