So I Married an Axe Murderer quotes

38 total quotes

Charlie Mackenzie
Stuart Mackenzie

View Quote Look at the size of that boy's head. It's like an orange on a toothpick.

View Quote May, shut it!

View Quote No kidding. His head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts.

View Quote Oooh, that was offsides, wasn't it? Tonight he'll cry himself to sleep... on his huge pilla!

View Quote We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down. 'S all right, he's just pissed.

View Quote Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to belief, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, on Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.

View Quote You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called FA-QUE! (pronounces it "**** you") It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

View Quote [after being asked by Harriet what he looks for in a woman] Most people say a sense of humor, but I'm gonna have to go with breast size.