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I'm pretty sure we all took a ****ing vow. I remember it. I remember raising my ****ing hand and saying some shit.
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And I know there's a ****ing Face/Off machine! You're jus' keeping it secret from me.
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Well, I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age.
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You—times infinity.
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Nothing kills me. I'm immune to one-hundred seventy-nine different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.