Spy (2015) quotes

View Quote Bradley Fine: Did you wipe your eye after you cleared out the cat box?
Susan Cooper: I don't have cats.
Bradley Fine: Why did I think that?
Susan Cooper: I don't know.
Bradley Fine: You should get some. They're—they're good company.

View Quote Bradley Fine: I could kiss you!
Susan Cooper: Oh. [chuckles] Well, I would accept that with an open mouth.

View Quote Patrick: And, may I say, it is very brave of you to sacrifice your life for your country.
Susan Cooper: Oh, I'm not sacrifi—I-I'm coming back.
Patrick: Let's see.

View Quote Rick Ford: What're you gonna do: bring one of your cats as a sidekick?
Susan Cooper: I don't have any cats.

View Quote Rick Ford: You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my ****in' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a ****ing Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and reattached with this ****in' arm.
Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible, I mean, medically…
Rick Ford: During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as Barack Obama.
Susan Cooper: In blackface? That's not appropriate.
Rick Ford: I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while on fire. Not the car, I was on fire.
Susan Cooper: Jesus, you're intense.

View Quote Susan Cooper: I will have the Sapori e Delizie.
Waiter: Right. That is the name of the restaurant.

View Quote Susan Cooper: It probably happens all the time.
Woman: It's never happened before.

View Quote Susan Cooper: Oh, my God! Somebody just put something in her drink.
Nancy B. Artingstall: What is it? is it poison?
Susan Cooper: I don't think it's a fibre supplement.

View Quote Susan Cooper: You may never be as wise as an owl, but you'll always be a hoot to me.
Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid ****ing ****ed toast. You're delightful.

View Quote And I know there's a ****ing Face/Off machine! You're jus' keeping it secret from me.

View Quote Could this hotel be any more murdery?

View Quote I just…I still, y'know, hear my mom's voice: "Well-behaved women often make history."

View Quote I'm Penny, like the penny.

View Quote I'm pretty sure we all took a ****ing vow. I remember it. I remember raising my ****ing hand and saying some shit.

View Quote It was all a dream. Just kidding—a man's throat dissolved.