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Looks like you ate a box of crayons.
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Maybe I should be married to one of the dolls just to make it extra sad. "Ten cats"—wh—why do I have "ten cats"? Is that even legal… Just missing a shirt that says I've never felt the touch of a man.
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No, it's not pinkeye, ma'am; it's just I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction.
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Nothing kills me. I'm immune to one-hundred seventy-nine different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.
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Once, I asked someone for a Tylenol, and they gave me a Tylenol PM. I'm not sure what their intentions were, but…
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Tell me: are your hemorrhoids particularly large, or just tenacious?
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Well, I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age.
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You—times infinity.