Brennan Huff quotes
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(Banging Dale's snare drum with his scrotum) John Bonham's playing Moby Dick for real!
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(Playing with Dale's drumset, as he yells in one of the drums) **** YOU, DALE! **** YOU!!
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(Sleep-talking) I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
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(At Derek's birthday gathering, during his and Dale's presentation of Prestige Worldwide) Last week, we put Liquid Paper on a bee... And it died.
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(Wearing a Nazi outfit, to some home buyers) Hey, ****ers! Welcome to the neighborhood! My name is Craig. If you guys need any fertilizer, I've got a lot of it; Close to 80 tons. (to Derek, after the home buyers leave) Hey, Derek! Sprechen Sie Dick?
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(In regards to Robert and Nancy, who are retiring, selling their residence and having him and Dale live on their own as adults) Hold on; We're not going on the boat... Derek's selling the house... We have to go therapy? (Robert nods in response) WHAT THE **** HAPPENED!?
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(After singing for Dale, upon his request) I felt like I was hovering over my own body, watching myself sing.
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(On Christmas Day, regarding his Chewbacca mask) It's okay that mine's not movie quality.