(While playing Brennan & Dale's music video "Boats 'N Hoes")
Brennan: The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking sangria!
Dale: Nachos and Lemonheads...
Both: ...on my dad's boat!
Dale: You won't go down, 'cause my dick can float!
Brennan: We sail around the world, and go port to port. Every time I "****" I produce a quart.
Nancy: That is offensive, Brennan, Dale.
Brennan: Deadliest Catch without the crabs, we're almost out of gas...
Both: Call the Arabs!
Background voice: Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Dale: Nachos and Lemonheads...
Both: ...on my dad's boat!
Dale: You won't go down, 'cause my dick can float!
Brennan: We sail around the world, and go port to port. Every time I "****" I produce a quart.
Nancy: That is offensive, Brennan, Dale.
Brennan: Deadliest Catch without the crabs, we're almost out of gas...
Both: Call the Arabs!
Background voice: Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
(While playing Brennan & Dale's music video "Boats 'N Hoes")
Brennan : The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking sangria!
Dale : Nachos and Lemonheads...
Both : ...on my dad's boat!
Dale : You won't go down, 'cause my dick can float!
Brennan : We sail around the world, and go port to port. Every time I "****" I produce a quart.
Nancy : That is offensive, Brennan, Dale.
Brennan : Deadliest Catch without the crabs, we're almost out of gas...
Both : Call the Arabs!
Background voice : Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
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