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Koopa: Now, where's the rock?
[Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa]
Iggy and Spike: Rock, sir?
Koopa: The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!
Spike: That rock!
Iggy: I told you not to forget it!
Koopa: And I told you to remind him! Without that piece, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?!
Iggy and Spike: [nervously] The plumbers took it.
Koopa: [whispers] Plumbers? [to Lena] Plumber alert!
[Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa]
Iggy and Spike: Rock, sir?
Koopa: The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!
Spike: That rock!
Iggy: I told you not to forget it!
Koopa: And I told you to remind him! Without that piece, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?!
Iggy and Spike: [nervously] The plumbers took it.
Koopa: [whispers] Plumbers? [to Lena] Plumber alert!
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Luigi: [as he drives the van] You know, I read that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on instinct.
Mario: Not in New York traffic, they don't.
Mario: Not in New York traffic, they don't.
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Sergeant: Mario Brothers!
Mario: [in his cell with Luigi] Yeah! That's us! You better get a lawyer or get us outta this chicken coop!
Sergeant: You got one.
Mario: [in his cell with Luigi] Yeah! That's us! You better get a lawyer or get us outta this chicken coop!
Sergeant: You got one.
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Sergeant: Name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant: Last name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant: [to Luigi] Okay. What's your name?
Luigi: Luigi.
Sergeant: Luigi Luigi?
Luigi: No. Luigi Mario.
Sergeant: Okay, look, how many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi: There's 3. There's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
Sergeant: Mike! Mike! Help these Marios around the side.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant: Last name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant: [to Luigi] Okay. What's your name?
Luigi: Luigi.
Sergeant: Luigi Luigi?
Luigi: No. Luigi Mario.
Sergeant: Okay, look, how many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi: There's 3. There's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
Sergeant: Mike! Mike! Help these Marios around the side.
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Sergeant: Nobody touches President Koopa.
Luigi: [rubbing his eyes in pain] But he said he was one evil...
Koopa: One evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?
Luigi: [rubbing his eyes in pain] But he said he was one evil...
Koopa: One evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?
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Toad: [sings] Oh, oh, oh.
I'm sittin' here in a cramped detention,
with brothers from another dimension.
Thinkin' 'bout my... [stops] Say, what's another word that rhymes with "Dimension"?
Mario: Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up.
I'm sittin' here in a cramped detention,
with brothers from another dimension.
Thinkin' 'bout my... [stops] Say, what's another word that rhymes with "Dimension"?
Mario: Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up.
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[in the squad car, a wanted poster of Luigi and Mario flashes on a TV screen naming them Alien Plumbers]
Luigi: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
Mario: Luigi, we're the aliens!
Luigi: We are? Wow, cool!
Luigi: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
Mario: Luigi, we're the aliens!
Luigi: We are? Wow, cool!
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[Mario and Luigi escape from prison]
Luigi: They got us! What're we gonna do?
Mario: [points to a squad car] #1: We steal this car. #2: I'm drivin'.
Luigi: They got us! What're we gonna do?
Mario: [points to a squad car] #1: We steal this car. #2: I'm drivin'.
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[the Marios try to escape in a police car]
Mario: Where's the starter on this thing?
Luigi: I got a feeling about this, Mario-roni.
[types the codes to the strange controls to start the car]
Mario: I didn't know you could do that.
Luigi: Comes from sittin' on my butt all day playing video games. That's what.
Mario: Where's the starter on this thing?
Luigi: I got a feeling about this, Mario-roni.
[types the codes to the strange controls to start the car]
Mario: I didn't know you could do that.
Luigi: Comes from sittin' on my butt all day playing video games. That's what.
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[before he and Mario get their mugshots taken] Hey, yo, Mario, look. I grew an inch!
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[during his mud bath] Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.
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[Lena is fossilized in a wall] Wow, she sure makes an impression.
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Anything is possible, Mario. You just gotta believe!
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Everybody's got tap water! 3 bucks!
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I hope the guy downstairs knows where we're goin'.