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I'll kill that PLUMBER!!
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I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat anything with a face.
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I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!
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Look at this place. Pathetic. It gets worse every day. The humans on the other side have a world full of resources. Ready for the taking. Imagine: an endless supply of food, clean air, water. And what are we stuck with? This... pithole, germs everywhere, fungus. For 65 million years, we've been exiled here after the meteorite stuck while mammals roamed freely in the other dimension! Ha! Well not for long!
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Mario Brothers Plumbing. No leak too small.
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Muster the Goombas! Hand out the devolution guns! Prepare for destiny! Where's my pizza?
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My, my, someone got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning.
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No woman can resist the charm of a Mario.
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Strap your belt on, kid. We're goin' in!
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These are all strange new species. Look at this, the way these bones fit here, and the opposable thumb. It's almost as if he were a monster trying to be a human being.
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Treat your tools like a friend. Keep 'em by ya. Never let 'em down, and they're always at your side.
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Trust the fungus.
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You may think of evolution as an upward process. Things evolve from primeval slime, up to single-celled organisms, up to intelligent life. De-evolution, of course, works the opposite way. Back to simpler forms. For instance, even our musical friend Toad can become a loyal child of the royal family: Goombas!