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It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get.
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I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in.
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The guy's either going to think "Here's another kid with a fake I.D." or "Here's McLovin...the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor".
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Holy shit they busted Fogell...
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Samesies.
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Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin.
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Yeah well, at least you got to suck your dad's dick.
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Should I run?
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Dicks.. like a man dick?
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Wow that's really messed up. Super-gay.
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One name? What are you trying to be, an Irish R&B singer? Who are you? Seal?
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You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
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Ok calm down... calm down she likes you... she wants to suck on your penis... that's a good thing... It's the best...
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To women... To the respect, to people respecting women...
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You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi... you're so... unique.
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Why am I even playing this if I can't beat it?
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Hey. I'm not a piece of meat.