Officer Slater quotes
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[Sarcastically, when teen opens up door] Oh no, it's the cops.
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[While standing next to his police car with a can of beer on the trunk, hears sirens] Shit! Cops!
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Spread your shit!
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McLovin! Why?!
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I'm sorry I blocked your ****.
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Nice mullet, asshole.
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Were you violating that girl?! Did you just violate her with your penis?!
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[Yelling at Fogel in the bedroom] Sit the **** down! I thought we were friends, and then you go running away from me! We're friends! Why?!
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Eh, **** that, we're calling you McLovin!
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Pretend he's your lil' sista, your lil' sista with a picta, balla dolla dickta!