Sweet Home Alabama quotes

41 total quotes

Bobby Ray
Earl Smooter
Jake Perry

View Quote There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.

View Quote We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.

View Quote Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?

View Quote Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.

View Quote What ever happened to responsible journalism?

View Quote Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?

View Quote You can have roots and wings.

View Quote You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.

View Quote You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

View Quote You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

View Quote You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.